1 00:00:21,566 --> 00:00:23,266 Dad, don't forget monkey brains. 2 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:25,442 Yeah, and we need more unicorn testicles. 3 00:00:25,451 --> 00:00:27,252 That's where dreams are born. 4 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:29,478 All right, we'll get those, then head back to the restaurant. 5 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:31,639 I just need fresh kale for the burger of the day... 6 00:00:31,648 --> 00:00:32,898 "If Looks Could Kale." 7 00:00:32,904 --> 00:00:34,855 Ha! 8 00:00:34,864 --> 00:00:36,165 Hey, Reggie, I didn't know you guys 9 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:37,303 shopped here for your restaurants. 10 00:00:37,308 --> 00:00:38,859 What happened, Pepe? 11 00:00:38,867 --> 00:00:40,384 And why is your face painted like a cat? 12 00:00:40,390 --> 00:00:41,707 I lost my restaurant. 13 00:00:41,713 --> 00:00:42,946 We're trying to cheer him up. 14 00:00:42,953 --> 00:00:44,220 I'm a kitty. I'm a kitty. 15 00:00:44,225 --> 00:00:45,492 You didn't read the review? 16 00:00:45,499 --> 00:00:47,734 Three weeks after the Moody Foody's 17 00:00:47,743 --> 00:00:50,711 hatchet job, Pepe's taco joint is a yoga studio. 18 00:00:50,724 --> 00:00:52,225 A hot yoga studio. 19 00:00:52,231 --> 00:00:54,466 I bet, when it heats up, it smells like taco meat. 20 00:00:54,477 --> 00:00:55,944 Like my underwear. 21 00:00:55,949 --> 00:00:57,599 The Moody Foody's on a rampage. 22 00:00:57,607 --> 00:00:59,308 He nitpicks every little thing, Bob. 23 00:00:59,316 --> 00:01:01,083 He said my bread was stale. 24 00:01:01,090 --> 00:01:02,758 Well, it is pretty stale, Reggie. 25 00:01:02,767 --> 00:01:04,434 That's 'cause I buy day-old bread! 26 00:01:04,441 --> 00:01:05,675 Okay. Okay. 27 00:01:05,681 --> 00:01:07,014 I've been mapping 28 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:08,521 the Moody Foody's patterns for months. 29 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:11,229 He follows a precise ethnic sequence in restaurants: 30 00:01:11,241 --> 00:01:13,508 Asian, European, Latin, American. 31 00:01:13,518 --> 00:01:15,186 Like Larry King with his wives. 32 00:01:15,193 --> 00:01:17,427 Man, you guys are obsessed with this critic. 33 00:01:17,437 --> 00:01:18,921 You should be, too! 34 00:01:18,927 --> 00:01:21,162 According to my calculations, you're next. 35 00:01:21,173 --> 00:01:23,441 Um... okay, that's fine. 36 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:25,250 For all you know, he's already reviewed you. 37 00:01:25,258 --> 00:01:27,026 He's a master of disguise. 38 00:01:27,034 --> 00:01:29,152 Yeah, when he reviewed my place, 39 00:01:29,161 --> 00:01:30,995 he was dressed like a construction worker. 40 00:01:31,004 --> 00:01:32,871 For me, he was an E.R. doctor. 41 00:01:32,878 --> 00:01:34,346 Park ranger. 42 00:01:34,353 --> 00:01:36,620 But listen, Bob, the guy's got a tell. 43 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,832 Before every meal, he wipes his hands 44 00:01:38,842 --> 00:01:41,009 with a blue handkerchief. Blue. 45 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:43,687 Watch for that, Bob... blue. 46 00:01:43,699 --> 00:01:45,433 Here you go... $30. 47 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:46,907 What? No, I didn't ask for these. 48 00:01:46,914 --> 00:01:48,465 Nobody asks. 49 00:01:48,472 --> 00:01:50,272 - You describe it, you buy it. - Oh, look. 50 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,448 - He even got the hanky. - Can you draw me 51 00:01:52,458 --> 00:01:54,860 - on a horse with a zombie riding behind me? - No. 52 00:01:54,870 --> 00:01:56,470 Draw a picture of my dad's mustache 53 00:01:56,477 --> 00:01:58,478 really giving it to a caterpillar. 54 00:01:58,486 --> 00:02:00,604 No, don't do that. Do it! Do it! Do it! 55 00:02:00,614 --> 00:02:01,981 Hold on to these sketches, Bob. 56 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:03,755 They could save your restaurant. 57 00:02:03,762 --> 00:02:05,697 Uh, Tran, my restaurant will be fine. 58 00:02:05,706 --> 00:02:07,173 After all, Reggie's bread is stale. 59 00:02:07,179 --> 00:02:08,846 And, Pepe, 60 00:02:08,854 --> 00:02:10,555 your carne asada isn't even beef. 61 00:02:10,563 --> 00:02:12,197 Carne asada is beef? 62 00:02:12,203 --> 00:02:13,503 And Tran's noodles are... 63 00:02:13,510 --> 00:02:14,877 So what? I reuse my noodles. 64 00:02:14,883 --> 00:02:16,217 If people don't eat them all, 65 00:02:16,224 --> 00:02:17,758 I'm supposed to just waste them? 66 00:02:17,765 --> 00:02:19,365 It's just, no offense, fellas, 67 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:21,006 but I use fresh ingredients, so, you know, 68 00:02:21,012 --> 00:02:22,713 I should be all right if this critic comes. 69 00:02:22,721 --> 00:02:24,021 Offense taken. 70 00:02:24,027 --> 00:02:25,778 Here's you on a horse with a zombie. 71 00:02:25,786 --> 00:02:27,420 50 dollars. 72 00:02:27,428 --> 00:02:30,063 Dad, pay the man. No, $50... for that? 73 00:02:30,074 --> 00:02:33,059 $50... it's a little girl, a horse and a zombie. 74 00:02:33,071 --> 00:02:34,972 Dad, that's so cheap for what you're getting. 75 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,289 Look, if the critic comes, it's just 76 00:02:38,297 --> 00:02:40,165 - another customer, you know? - I know. 77 00:02:40,172 --> 00:02:42,323 Just a customer who can shut us down 78 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:44,134 with one bad review... that's all. 79 00:02:44,142 --> 00:02:45,542 I know he can destroy us, Lin. 80 00:02:45,549 --> 00:02:47,050 I don't need a pep talk. 81 00:02:47,057 --> 00:02:49,458 And if I did, this would be a horrible pep talk. 82 00:02:49,468 --> 00:02:50,952 It's him, Dad. 83 00:02:50,958 --> 00:02:52,258 It's the Moody Foody. 84 00:02:52,265 --> 00:02:54,700 Gene, that's Mike the Mailman. 85 00:02:54,710 --> 00:02:57,078 You've seen him every day for the past five years. 86 00:02:57,088 --> 00:02:58,589 It's the long con. 87 00:02:58,596 --> 00:02:59,946 It's him. 88 00:02:59,952 --> 00:03:01,736 Tina, that's Gene. Long con. 89 00:03:01,744 --> 00:03:02,978 Thanks, Mike. 90 00:03:02,984 --> 00:03:04,718 Yeah, thanks, "Mike." 91 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,460 I cannot hear you. 92 00:03:08,193 --> 00:03:09,811 That's got to be the food critic. 93 00:03:09,817 --> 00:03:11,417 A Civil War reenactor? 94 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:13,893 Ah, can't stand all that drab gray. 95 00:03:13,903 --> 00:03:15,237 No wonder they lost. 96 00:03:15,243 --> 00:03:16,510 All right, keep an eye out 97 00:03:16,516 --> 00:03:17,683 for the blue handkerchief. 98 00:03:19,062 --> 00:03:20,462 Hello? 99 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:22,302 You're really sorry? 100 00:03:22,311 --> 00:03:24,379 Okay, I'll... I'll come do the battle. 101 00:03:24,388 --> 00:03:27,457 For the record, the buttons are authentic. 102 00:03:29,713 --> 00:03:31,214 All right, everyone, back to work. 103 00:03:31,221 --> 00:03:32,888 We're not going to stand around and wait 104 00:03:32,896 --> 00:03:35,548 for a food critic who may or may not ever show up. 105 00:03:37,636 --> 00:03:40,271 Dad, Dad, another Civil War reenactor is here. 106 00:03:40,282 --> 00:03:42,466 He must be fighting for the North. 107 00:03:42,475 --> 00:03:43,642 It's a Hasidic Jew, Gene. 108 00:03:43,648 --> 00:03:45,148 You know that. 109 00:03:47,986 --> 00:03:49,252 Blue hanky! Blue hanky! 110 00:03:49,258 --> 00:03:50,576 Blue hanky? Blue hanky? 111 00:03:50,582 --> 00:03:52,316 Yes, blue hanky! That's the Moody Foody! 112 00:03:52,324 --> 00:03:53,841 - Blue hanky! - Blue hanky! 113 00:03:53,847 --> 00:03:55,798 - Right there... blue hanky! - Aah! Hanky panky! 114 00:03:55,807 --> 00:03:57,491 - Blue hanky right there! Blue hanky! - Hanky panky! 115 00:03:57,499 --> 00:03:59,166 Quick, circumcise Gene. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 116 00:03:59,173 --> 00:04:00,657 Circumcise me! Circumcise me! Quick, quick! 117 00:04:03,550 --> 00:04:05,351 Okay, the Moody Foody is here in our restaurant. 118 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:06,994 This is happening now. 119 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,534 Do you need a diversion? I'll scream. 120 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:10,441 Cockroach! Gene. 121 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:11,751 Let's bribe him. 122 00:04:11,756 --> 00:04:13,056 Dad, take out the lettuce 123 00:04:13,063 --> 00:04:14,964 and replace it with this $20 bill. 124 00:04:14,973 --> 00:04:16,574 That I took out of your wallet. 125 00:04:16,581 --> 00:04:18,148 Oh, or tape it to his back. 126 00:04:18,154 --> 00:04:19,754 That's not how a bribe works, Tina. 127 00:04:19,761 --> 00:04:20,962 Yes, it is! 128 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,603 Now, everybody calm down, all right? 129 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:25,144 We just do what we do... we give him a delicious meal, 130 00:04:25,155 --> 00:04:26,856 we get a positive review, and that's that. 131 00:04:26,864 --> 00:04:28,598 Yeah, 'cause if we don't, it's curtains. 132 00:04:28,605 --> 00:04:30,506 We're done. Lin, stop pep-talking! 133 00:04:30,515 --> 00:04:32,016 - Wha...? - Let's just take a deep breath... 134 00:04:33,696 --> 00:04:35,030 Not like that. 135 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:37,810 Where'd Tina go? 136 00:04:37,816 --> 00:04:39,016 She's out taking the critic's order. 137 00:04:39,022 --> 00:04:40,356 No, no, no. 138 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,597 Time for the charm bomb to explode. 139 00:04:42,606 --> 00:04:43,907 Hi there, customer. 140 00:04:43,913 --> 00:04:45,113 Is someone hungry? 141 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:46,886 That's why I'm here. 142 00:04:46,894 --> 00:04:48,295 Are you ready to order? 143 00:04:48,301 --> 00:04:49,634 Uh, yeah. 144 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:52,242 I just need another second. 145 00:04:52,254 --> 00:04:53,921 Are you just going to stand there 146 00:04:53,928 --> 00:04:55,162 and stare at me? 147 00:04:55,168 --> 00:04:56,502 Uh-huh. 148 00:04:56,508 --> 00:04:58,142 Oh, God. 149 00:04:58,149 --> 00:04:59,732 Louise, go get Tina. 150 00:04:59,740 --> 00:05:01,708 Shift's over, sweetheart. 151 00:05:01,716 --> 00:05:03,117 Let's talk Palestine. 152 00:05:03,124 --> 00:05:05,492 Or my order, we could talk about. 153 00:05:05,502 --> 00:05:06,835 Oh, God, Lin, go get Louise. 154 00:05:06,841 --> 00:05:08,375 All right, all right, all right. 155 00:05:12,033 --> 00:05:14,201 Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo. 156 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:16,144 How we... 157 00:05:16,153 --> 00:05:17,854 ... doing today? 158 00:05:17,862 --> 00:05:19,830 The food here is so delicious. 159 00:05:19,838 --> 00:05:21,472 I'm a customer. 160 00:05:21,479 --> 00:05:23,713 Try the pad Thai. Mmm. 161 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:25,340 Okay, everyone, great job. Back in the kitchen. 162 00:05:26,554 --> 00:05:28,454 Sorry about all that. 163 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:30,697 Um, I'd like to recommend the burger of the day... 164 00:05:30,707 --> 00:05:33,175 the "If Looks Could Kale" burger. 165 00:05:34,492 --> 00:05:36,126 Uh, you get it? 166 00:05:36,133 --> 00:05:37,801 - Mm-hmm. - Uh, well, you're not laughing. 167 00:05:37,809 --> 00:05:39,276 I don't think you got it. 168 00:05:39,282 --> 00:05:41,383 "If Looks Could Kale." Yeah, I-I got it. 169 00:05:41,392 --> 00:05:43,693 I'll have a cheeseburger. 170 00:05:43,704 --> 00:05:45,505 Coming right up. 171 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:48,497 That guy's creeping me out. 172 00:05:48,510 --> 00:05:50,144 Okay, it got a little rocky out there, 173 00:05:50,152 --> 00:05:51,469 but we righted the ship. 174 00:05:51,475 --> 00:05:53,259 I set it up, you knock it down. 175 00:05:53,266 --> 00:05:54,517 Right, Dad? 176 00:05:54,523 --> 00:05:56,107 Yeah... right. 177 00:05:56,114 --> 00:05:57,314 Thanks, Tina. 178 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:58,654 Smooth sailing. 179 00:05:58,660 --> 00:06:00,160 Just like every day. 180 00:06:00,167 --> 00:06:01,968 So, well, what kind of burger did he order? 181 00:06:01,976 --> 00:06:03,810 Crap. 182 00:06:03,818 --> 00:06:06,586 So, I know we discussed having the burger of the day, 183 00:06:06,598 --> 00:06:09,400 but I want to say you didn't want that. 184 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:11,345 Where did we land, uh, in the end? 185 00:06:11,354 --> 00:06:12,855 You seriously don't remember? 186 00:06:12,862 --> 00:06:14,396 No, I do. 187 00:06:14,403 --> 00:06:16,604 Um... cheeseburger. 188 00:06:16,613 --> 00:06:18,063 Just remembered. 189 00:06:18,070 --> 00:06:19,337 I just remembered on my own. 190 00:06:19,343 --> 00:06:21,127 - Cheeseburger! - Got it. 191 00:06:21,136 --> 00:06:22,887 Uh-oh! Oh, God. 192 00:06:22,894 --> 00:06:23,928 Aah! 193 00:06:23,932 --> 00:06:25,666 That's just the 3:00 fire. 194 00:06:25,675 --> 00:06:27,576 Your burger may take an extra minute. 195 00:06:27,584 --> 00:06:29,485 In the meantime, enjoy the show. 196 00:06:29,494 --> 00:06:31,428 Gene! 197 00:06:33,311 --> 00:06:34,545 Oof. 198 00:06:34,551 --> 00:06:35,684 Ugh. 199 00:06:35,689 --> 00:06:37,357 "Overdone and dry." 200 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:39,098 It's like, uh, "above and beyond," right? 201 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:41,108 It's not bad. 202 00:06:41,116 --> 00:06:42,716 What about "insufferable"? What's that? 203 00:06:42,723 --> 00:06:44,291 Maybe that just means he didn't suffer. 204 00:06:44,299 --> 00:06:45,933 That's good news. 205 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:47,707 I've seen some murders in my line of work, 206 00:06:47,714 --> 00:06:49,048 but what a hit job. 207 00:06:49,055 --> 00:06:50,455 Wait, here's something good. 208 00:06:50,461 --> 00:06:52,162 "The best part of the meal was..." 209 00:06:52,170 --> 00:06:54,371 "Continued on page 45." 210 00:06:55,821 --> 00:06:58,055 "... was the napkin I spat my food into. 211 00:06:58,064 --> 00:06:59,465 Thank you, little napkin." 212 00:06:59,472 --> 00:07:00,705 Oh. 213 00:07:00,711 --> 00:07:01,945 This is my fault. 214 00:07:01,950 --> 00:07:03,217 I screwed up the burger. 215 00:07:03,224 --> 00:07:04,758 It's my fault. 216 00:07:04,765 --> 00:07:06,165 So it's settled. 217 00:07:06,171 --> 00:07:07,571 Wait a minute. You screwed up. 218 00:07:07,578 --> 00:07:09,396 And you and you. 219 00:07:09,404 --> 00:07:11,021 All right, stop the finger-pointing. 220 00:07:11,028 --> 00:07:12,379 I'm sorry. 221 00:07:12,385 --> 00:07:14,052 I... sometimes I forget how horrible 222 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,326 you all are at your jobs. 223 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:17,067 You're all horrible! 224 00:07:17,074 --> 00:07:18,775 Sorry. I mean, you are horrible, 225 00:07:18,783 --> 00:07:20,417 but I shouldn't have said it so loud. 226 00:07:20,425 --> 00:07:21,958 All right, okay. 227 00:07:21,965 --> 00:07:23,566 That's enough of the papers. But you are! 228 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:25,774 Okay, okay, enough. Stop... 229 00:07:25,783 --> 00:07:27,117 How bad could everybody be?! 230 00:07:27,123 --> 00:07:28,356 Stop the yelling. 231 00:07:28,361 --> 00:07:29,628 Who cares about one bad review? 232 00:07:29,635 --> 00:07:30,936 Don't be such a baby. 233 00:07:30,942 --> 00:07:33,009 Come, come, come. 234 00:07:33,018 --> 00:07:34,853 This is one of my vacant spaces. 235 00:07:34,861 --> 00:07:36,495 It used to be a burger restaurant. 236 00:07:36,503 --> 00:07:37,836 Hi, Bob. 237 00:07:37,841 --> 00:07:39,976 Hey, Mr. Fish. How are you? 238 00:07:39,986 --> 00:07:43,021 Hi, Mrs. Burger. Good. 239 00:07:43,034 --> 00:07:45,269 Uh, Mr. Fischoeder, this is still a burger restaurant. 240 00:07:45,278 --> 00:07:48,380 Yeah, let us die slowly in peace, you vulture. 241 00:07:48,394 --> 00:07:50,228 Right you are. 242 00:07:50,235 --> 00:07:52,636 One bad review won't sink the SS Bob, will it? 243 00:07:52,647 --> 00:07:54,114 You're like a benign tumor. 244 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,322 With a little bit of hair and teeth. 245 00:07:56,332 --> 00:07:57,699 I'm like a tumor with teeth? 246 00:07:57,706 --> 00:07:59,173 Sounds cute. 247 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:00,646 Yes, little man. It's a compliment. 248 00:08:00,652 --> 00:08:01,919 Let's come back in a week. 249 00:08:01,926 --> 00:08:03,260 It should be empty by then. 250 00:08:03,266 --> 00:08:04,649 Don't worry, Bobby. 251 00:08:04,655 --> 00:08:05,956 People can make up their own minds. 252 00:08:05,962 --> 00:08:07,295 You'd be surprised. 253 00:08:07,302 --> 00:08:08,736 They don't need some critic. 254 00:08:08,742 --> 00:08:10,109 As long as we get Michelin-recommended, 255 00:08:10,116 --> 00:08:11,400 we'll be fine. 256 00:08:11,405 --> 00:08:13,272 Order up. 257 00:08:15,525 --> 00:08:17,059 What? 258 00:08:17,066 --> 00:08:18,800 What? Something wrong with the burger? 259 00:08:18,808 --> 00:08:20,442 No, uh, it's fine. 260 00:08:20,450 --> 00:08:21,917 It's just... maybe you missed the mark 261 00:08:21,923 --> 00:08:23,357 with this one, is all, you know? 262 00:08:23,363 --> 00:08:24,629 What? 263 00:08:24,636 --> 00:08:25,870 What do you mean, Teddy? 264 00:08:25,875 --> 00:08:27,075 I don't know, Bobby. 265 00:08:27,081 --> 00:08:28,482 Just tastes a little... 266 00:08:28,488 --> 00:08:30,122 overdone and dry or something. 267 00:08:30,130 --> 00:08:32,998 Overdone and dry, Teddy? You're just quoting the review. 268 00:08:33,010 --> 00:08:35,745 No, I know. It's just, now I have words to put to my tastes. 269 00:08:35,756 --> 00:08:37,624 Will you get a mind of your own, Teddy? 270 00:08:37,633 --> 00:08:40,034 I mean, seriously... with your dead eyes! 271 00:08:40,044 --> 00:08:41,478 What? My eyes aren't dead. 272 00:08:41,484 --> 00:08:43,084 He's not dead. No, I'm fine. 273 00:08:43,092 --> 00:08:44,860 And you, Mort. 274 00:08:44,868 --> 00:08:46,836 - What did I... what did I do? - Whatever! 275 00:08:46,844 --> 00:08:48,811 Lin, this review is going to be the end of us. 276 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,988 - People think we're terrible now. - Not terrible. 277 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:52,297 We're not terrible. 278 00:08:52,304 --> 00:08:53,505 Bobby, you know that. 279 00:08:53,510 --> 00:08:55,077 Look at me. 280 00:08:55,084 --> 00:08:56,451 I know that, but it doesn't matter. 281 00:08:56,457 --> 00:08:57,824 We have one crappy day, 282 00:08:57,830 --> 00:08:59,497 and then everybody reads about it, 283 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:01,374 and now that's what they think... forever. 284 00:09:01,381 --> 00:09:02,664 Hey, how about this place? 285 00:09:06,489 --> 00:09:08,457 Oh, yeah? Well, your haircut's overdone and dry! 286 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:11,867 And you, your pants are overdone and dry! 287 00:09:11,882 --> 00:09:13,116 Look at your dumb face! 288 00:09:13,122 --> 00:09:14,422 It's overdone and dry! 289 00:09:14,428 --> 00:09:16,062 Get back here, people! 290 00:09:16,069 --> 00:09:18,070 Where are you going? I want to review you 291 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:20,414 - Yeah! - I'm going to review everyone! 292 00:09:20,425 --> 00:09:21,875 You're getting it! Overdone and dry! 293 00:09:21,881 --> 00:09:23,281 Overdone and dry! Overdone and dry! 294 00:09:23,288 --> 00:09:24,422 Overdone and dry! Overdone and dry! 295 00:09:24,427 --> 00:09:25,527 Overdone and dry! 296 00:09:28,420 --> 00:09:30,988 "Two thumbs down... my throat." 297 00:09:30,999 --> 00:09:32,500 That's just rude. 298 00:09:32,507 --> 00:09:34,474 Put it down, Bobby. Just stop. Enough. 299 00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:35,699 Attaboy. 300 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:36,989 Good day, sir. 301 00:09:36,995 --> 00:09:38,795 Good day, Louise. 302 00:09:38,803 --> 00:09:40,337 Actually, you've had better days. 303 00:09:40,344 --> 00:09:41,962 That's why we're here. 304 00:09:41,969 --> 00:09:44,470 We're the PR firm of Cooper, Molyneux and Juarez. 305 00:09:44,481 --> 00:09:46,582 Wait. What happened to Belcher? 306 00:09:46,591 --> 00:09:47,992 Recent events have left 307 00:09:47,999 --> 00:09:49,866 the name, Belcher, badly tarnished. 308 00:09:49,874 --> 00:09:51,141 Tina? Here's Dad's image 309 00:09:51,147 --> 00:09:52,781 before the review. 310 00:09:52,789 --> 00:09:54,039 Here's Dad's image after the review. 311 00:09:54,044 --> 00:09:55,445 Rock bottom. 312 00:09:55,451 --> 00:09:57,719 Aw. They made a poster, Bobby. 313 00:09:57,729 --> 00:09:59,212 Uh, you guys were there, too... 314 00:09:59,219 --> 00:10:00,386 remember?... destroying our business. 315 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,193 Hey, hey, hey. 316 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,968 Um, I'm pretty sure I was in Sausalito that day. 317 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:06,815 I'm pretty sure you weren't, Gene! 318 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:09,641 All right, all right, let's stop blaming and start gaming. 319 00:10:09,654 --> 00:10:12,322 Our firm specializes in image rehabilitation. 320 00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:14,234 This is our Basic Image Cleaner Package. 321 00:10:14,242 --> 00:10:15,543 Lunch is included. 322 00:10:15,549 --> 00:10:17,216 Our Bad Boy Robot Package 323 00:10:17,224 --> 00:10:19,092 comes with a boob job. 324 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,700 Lunch not included. 325 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,308 Your father doesn't need his image cleaned. 326 00:10:22,315 --> 00:10:23,849 He's not a celebrity. 327 00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:25,223 Dad's a local celebrity. 328 00:10:25,229 --> 00:10:26,562 Like Eyebrow Man. 329 00:10:26,569 --> 00:10:28,103 Remember before his eyebrows grew out 330 00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:29,661 and he was just Parrot Man? 331 00:10:29,668 --> 00:10:30,951 I hate that parrot. 332 00:10:32,163 --> 00:10:33,496 Hi, parrot. 333 00:10:33,503 --> 00:10:34,904 Nerd alert! 334 00:10:34,910 --> 00:10:36,276 What? 335 00:10:36,282 --> 00:10:37,750 No one knows about peoples' bad days 336 00:10:37,757 --> 00:10:39,107 in other professions. 337 00:10:39,113 --> 00:10:41,431 None of these jobs get reviewed by critics. 338 00:10:41,442 --> 00:10:43,443 I.T. support? That doesn't get reviewed. 339 00:10:43,451 --> 00:10:45,385 Sales analyst, not reviewed. 340 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:47,178 Stop torturing yourself. 341 00:10:47,185 --> 00:10:49,487 You know what, take off your cranky pants 342 00:10:49,498 --> 00:10:52,016 and go take a nap, all right? 343 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:54,193 Accounts receivable specialist. 344 00:10:54,203 --> 00:10:56,589 What's that? Sounds great. 345 00:10:56,599 --> 00:10:58,850 I bet that job never gets reviewed. 346 00:11:05,256 --> 00:11:07,658 ? Bup-bup-bup-bow, bup-bup-bow ? 347 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,636 ? Bup-bup- bup-bow-bup-bup-bow! ? 348 00:11:09,645 --> 00:11:10,962 I love this song. 349 00:11:10,968 --> 00:11:13,119 Sam my man from Uzbekistan! 350 00:11:13,129 --> 00:11:14,796 You got the Bob in the house! 351 00:11:16,663 --> 00:11:18,931 A lot of e-mails. Mostly spam. 352 00:11:20,230 --> 00:11:21,964 What is that, ramen? 353 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:23,205 Tea. Oh. 354 00:11:23,210 --> 00:11:25,378 I thought it was ramen. No. Tea. 355 00:11:25,388 --> 00:11:26,688 Hey, what are we talking about? 356 00:11:26,694 --> 00:11:28,095 I thought Kathy was making ramen. 357 00:11:28,102 --> 00:11:29,536 For some reason, I saw noodles. 358 00:11:29,542 --> 00:11:31,176 Nope, just tea. Huh. 359 00:11:35,806 --> 00:11:37,173 Hey, it's Jason's birthday. 360 00:11:37,179 --> 00:11:38,713 Did you sign the card? 361 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:39,954 Not yet. 362 00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:42,177 Oh, here. To the J-man. 363 00:11:43,392 --> 00:11:45,259 It's good cake. 364 00:11:45,268 --> 00:11:46,635 My wife made it. 365 00:11:46,641 --> 00:11:48,392 My wife! 366 00:11:49,857 --> 00:11:51,240 Borat! 367 00:11:51,247 --> 00:11:52,548 Hey, do it again! 368 00:11:52,555 --> 00:11:54,255 Jeff, get in here! You gotta hear this! 369 00:11:54,261 --> 00:11:55,795 My wife! 370 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,136 Yes! 371 00:11:57,143 --> 00:11:59,010 No! 372 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:01,471 ... 26, 27, 28, 373 00:12:01,481 --> 00:12:03,115 29, 30, 35... 374 00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:04,756 Linda, kids, 375 00:12:04,763 --> 00:12:06,997 napkin holder, ice cream machine! 376 00:12:07,007 --> 00:12:08,825 Oh, come here! 377 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:11,151 Dirty spot on the counter that I can never get out! 378 00:12:11,161 --> 00:12:13,996 Get over here! I love you. 379 00:12:14,008 --> 00:12:15,408 What the hell is wrong with you? 380 00:12:15,414 --> 00:12:16,848 I had a nightmare, Lin. 381 00:12:16,855 --> 00:12:18,139 I worked in an office. 382 00:12:18,145 --> 00:12:19,895 I had to sign a birthday card. 383 00:12:19,903 --> 00:12:21,804 Don't touch me. You're all sweaty. 384 00:12:21,812 --> 00:12:24,280 - I hate signing birthday cards. - You sign ours. 385 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:26,226 Actually, your mother does it for me. 386 00:12:26,235 --> 00:12:27,335 Oh. Sorry. 387 00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:28,707 Like we read those things. 388 00:12:28,713 --> 00:12:30,180 Where's the money? 389 00:12:30,187 --> 00:12:32,655 You know, I realized I'm not a cubicle guy. 390 00:12:32,665 --> 00:12:34,066 I can't do it. 391 00:12:34,073 --> 00:12:35,540 I can't do anything other than this. 392 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,314 Yeah, look at you. 393 00:12:37,322 --> 00:12:39,623 If this restaurant fails, I'm gonna kill myself. 394 00:12:39,632 --> 00:12:42,334 - There he is, that's the spirit. - Yup. 395 00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:44,481 - You should ask for a redo. - A what? 396 00:12:44,490 --> 00:12:47,091 A redo. One time, to get out of a Spanish test, 397 00:12:47,102 --> 00:12:49,203 Kelly Mathis forced herself to throw up. 398 00:12:49,213 --> 00:12:51,281 I mean, vomite. Hmm. 399 00:12:51,289 --> 00:12:53,724 Then another time, to get out of a math test, 400 00:12:53,735 --> 00:12:55,102 she forced herself to get her period. 401 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,508 That's how she got a redo. 402 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,282 A redo! That's genius! 403 00:12:58,290 --> 00:12:59,523 We'll get our period! 404 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,730 No, a redo. No, period! 405 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,458 I'm gonna walk over 406 00:13:03,465 --> 00:13:05,332 to the Moody Foody's house and cook him dinner! 407 00:13:05,341 --> 00:13:07,793 Wine him, dine him, 59 him, Dad! 408 00:13:07,803 --> 00:13:08,836 That's right, Gene! 409 00:13:08,841 --> 00:13:10,625 Thank you, Tina. 410 00:13:10,633 --> 00:13:13,719 This time I'm gonna make the Moody Foody a great burger. 411 00:13:13,732 --> 00:13:15,799 All right! If you think that's 412 00:13:15,808 --> 00:13:18,343 the right move, I trust ya... kinda. 413 00:13:18,354 --> 00:13:20,289 Chant me out! 414 00:13:20,297 --> 00:13:23,232 Redo! Redo! Redo! Redo! 415 00:13:23,245 --> 00:13:25,413 Let's go watch this train wreck. 416 00:13:28,001 --> 00:13:32,404 - Stalking Dad quietly! - Stalking Dad quietly! 417 00:13:37,078 --> 00:13:40,414 Oh, well, well, well, 418 00:13:40,429 --> 00:13:42,663 the guy who couldn't remember my order finds my address? 419 00:13:42,672 --> 00:13:44,373 How'd you manage that? 420 00:13:44,381 --> 00:13:45,948 Well, let's just say 421 00:13:45,954 --> 00:13:47,288 some of my fellow disgruntled restauranteurs 422 00:13:47,295 --> 00:13:49,430 have been dumpsacking your house. 423 00:13:49,439 --> 00:13:52,107 Oh, yes, the flaming bags of poop. 424 00:13:52,118 --> 00:13:54,453 But I'm not here to do that, all right? 425 00:13:54,463 --> 00:13:56,630 I-I came here to cook you another burger. 426 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,808 Oh, well that's so ni... I'd rather be dumpsacked. 427 00:13:58,817 --> 00:14:02,420 Listen, I know your Bob's Burgers experience was subpar. 428 00:14:02,435 --> 00:14:03,969 I just want a redo. 429 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,643 Of course you do. Great! 430 00:14:05,651 --> 00:14:07,118 Let's get started then. Where's the kitchen? 431 00:14:07,124 --> 00:14:08,241 Ah! What is that?! 432 00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,614 It's a Taser! 433 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:11,554 Ow! That stings! 434 00:14:11,562 --> 00:14:13,263 What is that supposed to do? 435 00:14:13,271 --> 00:14:15,472 It's supposed to incapacitate you. 436 00:14:15,482 --> 00:14:17,083 I'm gonna send in a bad review. 437 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,591 I am... not shocked. Hey! 438 00:14:19,602 --> 00:14:21,420 Oh, oh, I'm calling the police! 439 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,895 Don't, don't. Wait! 440 00:14:22,901 --> 00:14:25,920 I just want to cook you dinner! 441 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:28,067 I just want you to try my burger, okay? 442 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,644 Get off me! 443 00:14:30,655 --> 00:14:33,157 Just let me cook you a burger! 444 00:14:33,168 --> 00:14:35,069 Ow! Ah! You're biting me! 445 00:14:35,077 --> 00:14:36,594 Ah! Get... Ow! 446 00:14:36,601 --> 00:14:38,085 Stop! 447 00:14:38,092 --> 00:14:40,410 Dad, we felt we should be here as your PR fir... 448 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:41,853 Oh, yes! 449 00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:43,127 This doesn't look like a redo. 450 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,300 Tickle fight! Hyah! 451 00:14:47,577 --> 00:14:49,411 Listen, kids, taping people to chairs is bad, okay? 452 00:14:49,419 --> 00:14:51,454 Never do this. 453 00:14:51,463 --> 00:14:53,113 We're just helping him calm down 454 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,621 so that he can enjoy this burger. 455 00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:55,928 Bye-bye, frown! 456 00:14:55,934 --> 00:14:58,002 Now it's a smile! 457 00:14:58,012 --> 00:14:59,279 There. Comfy? 458 00:15:00,623 --> 00:15:01,857 Good. 459 00:15:01,863 --> 00:15:05,065 This is an old classic of mine. 460 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,813 It's called the "Girls Just Wanna Have Fennel" burger, huh? 461 00:15:07,825 --> 00:15:09,526 - God. - Was that a nose laugh, huh? 462 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:12,236 Ow! No! 463 00:15:12,248 --> 00:15:14,516 - Oh. I laughed, Dad. - Thanks, Tina. 464 00:15:14,525 --> 00:15:16,225 Yeah, me, too! Don't tie us up! 465 00:15:16,232 --> 00:15:18,133 Okay, big boy bite. 466 00:15:18,142 --> 00:15:19,282 No, nuh-uh, no. Not happening. 467 00:15:19,288 --> 00:15:20,615 Uh-huh, uh-huh. Mm-mm. 468 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,288 All aboard the burger train! 469 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:24,376 No, I'm not getting on the... Open up the tunnel. 470 00:15:24,385 --> 00:15:25,589 Choo-ch-ch-ch... Mm-mm, mm-mm. 471 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,867 Are you expecting someone? 472 00:15:27,873 --> 00:15:29,407 Oh, that must be my next kidnapper. 473 00:15:29,414 --> 00:15:31,448 Bobby, you in there? 474 00:15:31,457 --> 00:15:33,025 Lin? 475 00:15:33,031 --> 00:15:34,865 What are you all doing here? 476 00:15:34,873 --> 00:15:36,273 Linda told us about the redo. 477 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,948 We brought food from our restaurants. 478 00:15:37,955 --> 00:15:39,722 I brought no food because that man, 479 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,364 he ruined my restaurant. 480 00:15:41,372 --> 00:15:42,906 So... how's it going? 481 00:15:42,913 --> 00:15:45,648 Uh, not great. He won't eat my burger. 482 00:15:45,659 --> 00:15:47,126 What? Well that's just rude. 483 00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:48,650 Linda, wait, don't... 484 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:51,325 - Bobby... - you've taken him hostage? 485 00:15:51,337 --> 00:15:53,838 No, no. He's in his own home. 486 00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:55,083 "Hostage" is a little much. 487 00:15:55,089 --> 00:15:56,706 It's not that. 488 00:15:56,713 --> 00:15:59,081 No, no, "hostage" sounds about right. 489 00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,992 - Shut up! - This is dark, Bob. Real dark. 490 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,201 I'll go get the jumper cables out of my car. 491 00:16:03,211 --> 00:16:04,762 No, no, no, no, no. 492 00:16:04,769 --> 00:16:07,103 This should catch any blood or bodily fluids. 493 00:16:07,113 --> 00:16:08,781 No blood, no jumper cables. 494 00:16:08,789 --> 00:16:10,256 Yes, jumper cables! 495 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:11,896 The man Tased you, Dad! 496 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,805 I just want him to eat my burger. 497 00:16:13,813 --> 00:16:16,581 You Tased my Bobby and you won't eat his burger? 498 00:16:16,593 --> 00:16:19,078 Well, we'll just see about that, won't we? 499 00:16:19,089 --> 00:16:21,390 Now all aboard the burger train! 500 00:16:21,399 --> 00:16:23,433 Open up the tunnel, li'l baby! 501 00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:25,043 I tried that already. Didn't work. 502 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,652 Oh. We can make him eat. 503 00:16:26,659 --> 00:16:28,893 Oh, goody. Are those the exact noodles 504 00:16:28,902 --> 00:16:30,469 I didn't finish three months ago? 505 00:16:30,477 --> 00:16:32,212 No, they are the noodles 506 00:16:32,219 --> 00:16:34,119 somebody didn't finish yesterday. 507 00:16:34,128 --> 00:16:35,696 So, there! 508 00:16:35,702 --> 00:16:37,803 Oh, yeah? Well eat this! 509 00:16:37,813 --> 00:16:38,846 Mm-mm! Mm-mm! 510 00:16:38,851 --> 00:16:40,268 Hey, come on! Come on! 511 00:16:40,274 --> 00:16:41,708 Well, if you won't eat our food, 512 00:16:41,715 --> 00:16:43,599 then choke on your reviews, huh?! 513 00:16:43,608 --> 00:16:46,143 Does this taste like enchilad-ass? 514 00:16:46,153 --> 00:16:47,604 Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! 515 00:16:47,611 --> 00:16:50,012 Eat your words, all of 'em! 516 00:16:50,022 --> 00:16:51,956 - All right! - So, Moody, eat the foody. 517 00:16:51,965 --> 00:16:53,299 Guys, stop! 518 00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:55,039 Shove it in there, you get it in! 519 00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:57,281 Guys! This is crazy. He's not worth it. 520 00:16:57,290 --> 00:16:59,492 You're right, no one will miss him. 521 00:16:59,502 --> 00:17:01,336 No, Pepe! That's not what I meant. 522 00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:02,844 What now?! 523 00:17:02,851 --> 00:17:04,485 He tripped the silent alarm. 524 00:17:04,492 --> 00:17:06,994 Delivery. I need someone to sign. 525 00:17:07,005 --> 00:17:08,472 Help! 526 00:17:08,479 --> 00:17:10,013 He's seen too much! 527 00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:12,705 No, no, no, no, no, no! All right, 528 00:17:12,716 --> 00:17:14,333 this redo is officially out of control. 529 00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:17,375 Just now? That's when it's out of control? 530 00:17:17,388 --> 00:17:19,073 Uh, breaking and entering, kidnapping. 531 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,914 Oh, and now opening other people's mail! 532 00:17:20,922 --> 00:17:22,355 It's not what I envisioned. 533 00:17:22,363 --> 00:17:23,764 What the hell is this? 534 00:17:23,769 --> 00:17:24,869 You bought Tin Cup? 535 00:17:24,874 --> 00:17:26,508 That's a terrible movie. 536 00:17:26,516 --> 00:17:27,749 You mean "classic"? 537 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,039 I like Tin Cup. 538 00:17:29,045 --> 00:17:30,145 But it's a bad movie, right? 539 00:17:30,151 --> 00:17:31,185 You ever see it? 540 00:17:31,189 --> 00:17:32,556 No, I didn't see it. 541 00:17:32,563 --> 00:17:34,063 Then how do you know it's bad? 542 00:17:34,069 --> 00:17:35,253 I don't know. It's just bad, right? 543 00:17:35,259 --> 00:17:36,909 People think it's bad. 544 00:17:36,916 --> 00:17:39,017 I think I read a review of it or something. 545 00:17:39,027 --> 00:17:40,962 See? You didn't bother to see the Tin Cups 546 00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:43,104 because some critic gave it a bad review! 547 00:17:43,114 --> 00:17:45,115 Hypocrite! 548 00:17:45,123 --> 00:17:46,824 Who knows? Maybe you would have loved Tin Cups. 549 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:48,299 Tin Cup. Tin Cup. 550 00:17:48,305 --> 00:17:50,806 Tin Cups. No, it's Tin Cup. 551 00:17:50,817 --> 00:17:52,084 Tin Cup. Tin Cup. 552 00:17:52,091 --> 00:17:53,258 Yes. Tin Cup. Tin Cup. 553 00:17:53,263 --> 00:17:54,931 This is killing me! 554 00:17:54,938 --> 00:17:56,138 Good, 'cause it's all your fault! 555 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,994 You're right. You know, 556 00:17:58,003 --> 00:18:01,889 you may have taped down my arms, but you have opened my eyes! 557 00:18:01,905 --> 00:18:03,539 I'll never give a bad review again! 558 00:18:03,546 --> 00:18:05,146 Yay! 559 00:18:05,154 --> 00:18:06,571 In fact, I'm gonna go back and change 560 00:18:06,577 --> 00:18:08,245 all my bad reviews to glowing ones... 561 00:18:08,252 --> 00:18:10,953 and add smiley faces. 562 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,032 I think he might be joking! 563 00:18:12,037 --> 00:18:13,838 Reggie, he is. 564 00:18:13,846 --> 00:18:16,297 Enough talk! Do what you're gonna do to these guys! 565 00:18:16,308 --> 00:18:17,709 Nobody's doing anything. 566 00:18:17,715 --> 00:18:19,949 He did his job. And you know what? 567 00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:21,927 I'm gonna go do mine. Come on. 568 00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:24,137 Let's go back to our restaurants and cook. 569 00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:27,148 Those of you that still have restaurants. 570 00:18:27,161 --> 00:18:28,862 Oh, that's messed up. He's talking about me! 571 00:18:29,874 --> 00:18:31,274 Bob's got a point. 572 00:18:31,281 --> 00:18:33,182 What are we even doing here? 573 00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:34,791 I should be back at my restaurant 574 00:18:34,799 --> 00:18:36,233 smell-checking the meats. 575 00:18:36,239 --> 00:18:38,073 From now on, I will only dumpsack him 576 00:18:38,081 --> 00:18:39,615 when I'm in the neighborhood. 577 00:18:39,622 --> 00:18:41,306 But you took the fun out of it. 578 00:18:41,314 --> 00:18:43,181 Sorry you got mixed up in this. 579 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:45,756 So, uh, what's it gonna take for you to forget about today? 580 00:18:46,807 --> 00:18:48,207 $350. 581 00:18:48,213 --> 00:18:49,647 $350?! Yeah. 582 00:18:49,653 --> 00:18:51,220 Um, all right, fellas, cough it up. 583 00:18:51,228 --> 00:18:52,662 Ah! 584 00:18:52,668 --> 00:18:54,636 I don't have a... I forgot, um... 585 00:18:54,645 --> 00:18:57,313 - Seriously? - You're not talking about me. 586 00:18:57,325 --> 00:19:00,160 I, uh, have, um... 587 00:19:00,171 --> 00:19:01,672 $48 here. 588 00:19:01,679 --> 00:19:03,046 Give me the DVD. 589 00:19:03,053 --> 00:19:04,186 You want Tin Cup? 590 00:19:04,191 --> 00:19:06,025 Does it have any special features? 591 00:19:06,033 --> 00:19:07,601 Yeah, It's got outtakes. 592 00:19:07,608 --> 00:19:09,942 But they call them "Mulligans." 593 00:19:09,952 --> 00:19:11,853 Oh, come on! 594 00:19:11,862 --> 00:19:15,131 Before we cut this guy loose, I just want one slap, okay? 595 00:19:15,144 --> 00:19:16,811 In the back of the head. 596 00:19:16,819 --> 00:19:18,387 You should give him a purple nurple. 597 00:19:18,394 --> 00:19:19,727 No, wet willy! 598 00:19:19,733 --> 00:19:20,833 What is a wet willy? 599 00:19:20,838 --> 00:19:22,205 A Guillermo mojado. 600 00:19:22,212 --> 00:19:24,681 Ah. You do it. I have no spit. 601 00:19:24,691 --> 00:19:26,792 Willy! Willy! Willy! Willy! 602 00:19:26,801 --> 00:19:27,800 Willy! Willy! Willy! 603 00:19:27,806 --> 00:19:28,839 Guillermo. Guillermo. 604 00:19:28,844 --> 00:19:30,878 Okay, one wet willy. 605 00:19:46,312 --> 00:19:48,046 That's how you make a birdie! 606 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,221 You're in the rough, McAvoy. 607 00:19:49,226 --> 00:19:51,227 That's okay. I like it rough. 608 00:19:51,237 --> 00:19:53,705 Is she still talking about golf? 609 00:19:53,715 --> 00:19:56,834 One of the top five Don Johnson movies, Tin Cup. 610 00:19:56,848 --> 00:19:58,215 Are you still doing the half-off-your-meal... 611 00:19:58,221 --> 00:20:00,055 meal-when-you-bring-in- a-bad-review promotion? 612 00:20:00,063 --> 00:20:02,648 Yes, the promotion brought to you by PR giant, Cooper... 613 00:20:02,658 --> 00:20:04,091 Great. 614 00:20:04,099 --> 00:20:06,067 Nice to have business back on track. 615 00:20:06,075 --> 00:20:08,226 Yeah, but Bobby, I'm still so nervous 616 00:20:08,235 --> 00:20:09,836 the cops are gonna show up. 617 00:20:09,844 --> 00:20:11,511 Yeah. I wonder if he called the cops. 618 00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:21,927 Hmm. 619 00:20:21,936 --> 00:20:24,404 911. What's your emergency? 620 00:20:24,414 --> 00:20:27,450 911. What's your emergency. Sir? 621 00:20:27,462 --> 00:20:29,029 Hmm. Mmm. 622 00:20:29,037 --> 00:20:30,337 Hello? Mmm! 623 00:20:30,343 --> 00:20:31,844 Sir? Oh...! 624 00:20:31,851 --> 00:20:33,451 Great. Another one of these calls. 625 00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:34,959 Get a girlfriend! 626 00:20:34,966 --> 00:20:37,217 Well, if the cops come, we need a plan. 627 00:20:37,226 --> 00:20:40,078 We can put Dad in a dress and tell them he's our aunt. 628 00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:41,590 Yeah, we'll call him "Aunty Man Hands." 629 00:20:41,598 --> 00:20:42,999 She came into town for Dad's funeral. 630 00:20:43,005 --> 00:20:44,405 Oh, plot twist. 631 00:20:44,412 --> 00:20:45,846 I'm not gonna wear a dress. 632 00:20:45,852 --> 00:20:47,352 Pantsuit? Okay, fine. 633 00:20:47,358 --> 00:20:48,992 I'll go get some pantsuits! 634 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,734 Fashion show! 635 00:20:50,784 --> 00:20:55,334 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0